Just because I haven't posted in a while...

questionoftheday asks: What is the absolute funniest joke/stand-up bit you've ever heard?

My answer:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy has no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

First thing to come to mind. I laughed for hours the first time I heard it (works better to say it out loud).